Super Bowl ads 2010: Five Worts Funny
1) Charles Barkley for Taco Bell: What bedevilled the fast-food alternation to appoint a above basketball star, cascade him into a blend of a clothing (sloppy fit, un-pressed shoulders), and accept him exhaustedly recite austere rhymes about a “five-buck box”? Way to accord me the beggarly heartburns after a distinct chaw of Gordita.
2) GoDaddy.com: Okay, I saw two ads for this armpit — one featuring a masseuse ripping accessible her shirt, the added featuring a changeable anchorman ripping accessible her shirt while interviewing Danica Patrick — and I accept actually no abstraction what in heaven’s name GoDaddy.com is. Worse account for the company? I accept no admiration to acquisition out.
3) The Simpsons for Coca-Cola: Sixty abnormal of Mr. Burns accident everything, but award beatitude in a canteen of Coke, and not a distinct 18-carat laugh? Acquaint me afresh why this atom wouldn’t accept been any more/less able application bearding actors? I’ll acquaint you this, it absolutely would’ve been beneath hyped, and beneath disappointing.
4) Kiss for Blooming Dr. Pepper: You can about brainstorm the angle for this spot: “So what we’ll do for this one is an continued gag on Gene Simmons adage this bendable alcohol has a ‘little kiss’ of blooming flavor.” Only botheration was that the artistic aggregation focused on the chat “gag,” and anticipation the best way to get there would be to accept little bodies dressed like Kiss, agitation out alongside the band. “‘Little kiss’? Get it? Huh? You get it? Right?” Yes, and still not funny!
5) U.S. Census (I think?): How awe-inspiring to appoint all those funny appearance actors, again accidentally air an amateurish adaptation of a bartering that larboard us all apprehensive what the frak we aloof watched!
